I want sex I want sex I want sex ahhhh
Me (to the family): GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT?! Sister: What? Oh congrats! You did it! *comes up and hugs me* Me: Wait what? What did I do?! Sister: You finally broke up with your boyfriend, right? Me: Err.. Nope. I got a job interview at IKEA. Sister: Ohhh.. Right. Cool.
Violet Blue's smoothie for improving the taste of...
fuckyeahcunnilingus: 1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice 1 cup mango juice 1 banana 1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded 1/2 tsp fresh ginger 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 2 Tbs honey Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results!
FUUUUCKING CUNTFUCKERRR RANT
I JUST WROTE A WHOLE FUCKING RANT POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE OVERLY EXPOSED AND COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY LOVEY DOVEY COUPLES WHO JUST LOVE TO SHARE EVERY SINGLE LOVING MOMENTS ON FACEBOOK, AND TUMBLR FUCKED UP AND DELETED THE POST. POINT OF THE STORY IS, I FUCKING HATE COUPLES LIKE THAT. IF THEY ACTUALLY MEANT HALF OF THE SHIT THAT THEY PUBLICLY STATE ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, IT...
On the rocks. Just the way I like it. idgaf.
I don’t want meaningless sex. I would get too emotionally attached to the person, I don’t know how people can do it. I will never ever forget my first time and i’m not saying that in a good way. I can’t think of anything more wrong than losing your virginity to a random. I hate the thought of it. It disgusts me. He disgusts me. It still kills me to think that I put myself...
So last night I got used by the fuck buddy more than ever before. Beforehand we had established exactly what he wanted. Exactly how he wanted to use his filthy whore. He told me to wear my short skirt with no panties and instructed me to only open the door, and not say a word. I was told that I was to not say hello or goodbye, I was just there to be used to suck his cock and if I did as I was...
As a virgin I would like to say FUCK YOU to the world. Having sex in my face 24/7 when the only thing I wanna do is FUCK, but can’t, is making me want to jump off a bridge. You seriously have no fucking idea. I must be pretty fucking useless and shit if I can’t get one fuck. All I want is ONE fuck. I’m so fucking alone.
I was looking forward to sucking off english boy tonight. But he canceled on me :( I’m so fucking gutted. All I want is a fuck. I wanna blow a guy & then I want him to fuck me. Why is it so hard to find someone willing to fuck me? Is there really that much wrong with me?